anywayimnikki:

Momo asks for the top bunk…

… AND THEN PROCEEDS TO JUMP ON NITORI’S BED


thesunmaid:

will i ever make a serious post


Tasuku & Mikado kollab

miyaki306:

Screen saver. :)


I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

Originally byイオン

※ Permission granted by the artist to repost and translate


Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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苓司


alsocool:

Coraline (2009)


orangelemonart:

The best thing about Evangelion is Ramiel 

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You got this memetically hilariously low budget angel made back during NGE when they were scraping at ways to cut spending where they could manage,

And then it’s like. CAN YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN AFFORD NOW WE ARE THE BIGGEST FRANCHISE EVER


trekbedtimestories:

cokirk:

ONE EDIT PER EPISODE

19: Arena (Best of Kirk vs Gorn)
If you need to know how good an actor Shatner is just remember he acted this episode with a straight face.

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago


yukulele:

moondrop:

(【完全版】レドの日焼け進行表wwwこれはわかりやすいwwww【ガルガンティア】 | ずずずちゃんねるから)

dang


goatings:

babes


its-the-paperbag-ostrich:

 

xxmusical:

this goes out to all my new followers